The NEW & IMPROVED top 10 reasons to have Jim tune your piano!

UPDATED AUGUST, 2024

(For the some of the PREVIOUSLY featured reasons, click here!)

 

1.) Your last tuner was named "Opporknockity" and everyone knows opporknockity only tunes once! (But Jim has been tuning repeatedly for the last 40+ years!)

2.) Jim can tune your piano, and he can't tuna fish.  But he can probably improve your "scales!" (Something fishy about that joke, I know.  But he really tunes swimmingly.  No floundering around.)

3.) The only songs that sound good on your piano right now are honky-tonk saloon songs. (I know Albuquerque is technically the Wild West, but your piano shouldn't give that away!)

4.) Diatonics and chromatics are starting to be indistinguishable.  (Ok that's a bit technical isn't it? Never mind...)

5.) Since the last time you played your piano, your left hand is barely speaking with your right hand!

6.) Your family loves the way you sound on Happy Birthday. (Is it time to tell them you've been playing Do-a-deer?)

7.) The last time your piano was tuned, COVID wasn't even a word.  (For REAL!)

8.) Jim's tunings AND his personality are both "well-tempered."  (Ok, technical again.  Besides, it depends on who you talk to!)

9.) Jazz pianists (like Jim) always make the best piano tuners.  Ok well, maybe.  Or not.  But the last few minutes of Jim's piano tunings can be very entertaining!  Authentic New York piano bar!

10.) You want your piano to sound & play its very best!  (Should be #1!)  more...